I like Worcestershire Sauce. I admit it. One of the things I like about it is its name – how it was that extra thing in it – wor-cest-er-(shur)-ire sauce. I like the bottle, how it comes wrapped almost like a present. It’s almost a guilty pleasure, a secret ingredient that you don’t necessarily want to reveal, like sugar in spaghetti sauce, or sour cream in anything, or ketchup on a steak which I don’t feel guilty about, at all.
I don’t pour Worcestershire Sauce on top of steaks and grill them, the way my Dad used to in the backyard. But sometimes I just have to make my mother’s cottage cheese dip. It’s really great. And it’s really soothing. And I fool myself into thinking that it might even be good for you, well, sort of. But take my advice, if anyone asks you what’s in it, you might consider saying, “You don’t want to know.”