There are only certain places I can take her. She is sort of bulky;
she never orders anything. Nowhere too crowded, I wouldn’t feel right
taking up a booth with her. But at the same time, nowhere that doesn’t
have the possibility of running into someone more interesting, in case
I wanted to ditch her, or at least set her aside for awhile. Somewhere
with just enough scenic beauty to fill a background but not enough to
completely divert my attention from her.
Today I tried a new place that neither of us had ever been to, or
perhaps she had, with a former companion. La Conversation, nestled
just under Sunset on Doheny. I stared over her and people watched,
hoping to enter into a ‘conversation’ with someone I had not yet met.
I watched a beautiful older woman accompanied by her nurse and her
nurse’s son. The woman daintily forked her salad while the nurse and
her son loudly fought about his day and the nurse gulped down a
smoothie. The woman looked past her dining mates in my direction,
although her senility suggested she stared into space and wasn’t really
interested in me.
High Tech, Low Tech, and On-line Afflictions
Technology
The Man's Must Have iPhone Apps
If you have an iPhone (sorry if you don't) and want to take your daily technology coolness quotient to the next level, then you need to pay attention. You won't find silly games or time wasters on this list. These are helpful, and mostly free apps (unless otherwise noted), that will kick your tech life up a notch.
DirectTV – It no longer matters if you forget to program your DVR. Now you no longer have to miss a thing. This app allows you to set your favorite shows to record no matter where you are in the world. Even if you have multiple receivers. Search by shows, channel or date & time. It's quick, simple and delivers instant piece of mind.
Remote – Play, pause, skip and shuffle your songs, playlists and album art from your iPhone as if you were right in front of your computer. Works with your Wi-Fi network, so you can control playback from anywhere in and around your home and play it through speakers connected to the network in any room. Gives your home surround sound without the cost of construction. Guaranteed to impress your friends.
Da Tango!
This thing is so awesome. I would mortgage my soul for one of these (Satan, if you're reading this...). It may be red on the outside but the inside is all green. Since the engine is completely electric it is carbon emission free. It can legally cut lanes at blistering speeds, 0-60 in 4 seconds... thats faster then the Lamborghini Gallardo!
You and your passenger sit like F1 pilots in seats actually taken from fighter planes. The designer claims its very safe using the same roll-bar technology that NASCAR drivers use.
Still aren't impressed. Watch this...
Lean Like a Cholo
One of the things I feel is emblematic of being a California Girl is the love of cars. The Peterson Automotive Museum is having a Low Rider exhibit right now. Bitchen, right? Personally, I can’t wait.
My earliest memory of the low rider culture was a song by Thee Midniters, probably the first significant Chicano rock bands to come out of Los Angeles. They had several hits, like Land of 1,000 Dances, but anyone who grew up loving music and cars in the 1960s couldn’t forget “Let’s take a trip down Whittier Boulevard, yeehaa, Arriba , Arriba!” It’s part of my DNA just as much as the love of surfing. In fact, when you listen to the song, it has that early surf sound. That reverb electric guitar Dick Dale made famous. But that’s a whole other story for another time.
I Love Ooma
If you haven’t heard of Ooma, you will soon. I discovered it because I
was sick and tired of paying ATT&T for a landline we rarely ever
used that cost us over $40 a month with no extras. We
didn’t even have call waiting, which was nice for us, but the busy
signal always freaked our friends out. At least they knew we were home
even if they couldn’t reach us.
One day last fall I came across a message on one of my geek boards
about a box that uses your current phone number and phones over the
Internet. More research showed that everyone was talking about Ooma, a
system that seemed to be as popular as Uma Thurman among the nerd
community. I was a bit skeptical until I saw over 75 positive reviews
on Amazon. It seemed this system was exactly what I was looking for.
Unlike Vonage a similar service that has a monthly fee, once you
purchase the Ooma system (about $200), you never have to pay another
phone bill again. That’s right I said NEVER. Plus, getting to keep our
existing home phone number (for a small fee) was essential. We’ve had
it for 12 years and it’s the one number my wife can actually remember.
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