As far as I’m concerned, two things of note happened in 1994. First, I won the science fair. And second, after spending weeks recreating a miniature, but insanely scrupulous papier-mâché Mt. Rushmore, I lost the fifth grade “state fair” by handing out fist-sized bags of pure, unadorned flour as a snack during my oral presentation. And yet, neither the triumph nor the failure were really mine alone: I had what’s known a yes-man on both counts. (You know who you are. Mom.)
My science fair experiment, adapted from a handy “ideas for science fair experiments” book that my mother had bought me, involved gauging a volunteer’s stress level, showing them a bit of a scary movie, and then checking to see how the clip had affected their heart rate. I can remember that the book recommended Psycho as an anxiety-provoking choice, and that it specified that the experiment be performed on adults not currently taking any medication. As we didn’t own Psycho – nor possess many reliably non-medicated family friends - I came up with a few minor variables of my own.