I’m a California Jew. If one were to compare ethnicity in terms of
packaging, we’d be ‘plain wrap’. Both my folks were Jewish, but Mom was
an Atheist and Dad, well, he grew up in the little town of Chloride
Arizona and Grandpa Harry was the Sheriff. Once, when I was a kid, I
brought a stray cat into the house. Dad hated cats. The center of his
face turned purple with rage. “You git that ornery varmint outta
here!” Get the picture?
Then I met my salt of the earth, “Philly bro” husband who promised his father on his deathbed that he’d have his kids bar/bat mitzvah’d, what the fuck was I gonnna do?