As usual, I'm the salmon
swimming upstream as far as weight is concerned. While everyone is vehemently
burning calories and lowering carb intake en route to shedding the weight they
gained over the holidays, I'm nonchalantly trying to make up for what I lost.
Last night, after that apple pie crumble, I lost 8 oz walking back to my car,
just yesterday moments after inhaling a scrumptious dish of fettuccine alfredo
I lost any calories consumed due to waving my arm to catch a cab, and a few
days before that my digestive track tumbled through the french toast crème
brûlée I had for brunch, losing a total pound.
These are all exaggerations of course, but I'm theorizing as to how I could have lost ten pounds in a week of little exercise and excess eating. Call it a fast metabolism or a tapeworm, to me fluctuating pounds is as typical as the average Joe getting indigestion after eating a porterhouse steak. A few bites from that same steak and I would spend the day indisposed, my insides deconstructing inside out, eventually leaving me more buoyant than before.