Politics


One for the Table's favorite food people

Nate Silver

for making me a little calmer.
—Gary Ross

Nate Silver

Vice-President Joe Biden

for being charming and endearing and stalwart and proving that Vice-President is a real job!
—Amy Ephron

Joe Biden

Vicki Soto

Vicki Soto, lost her life at Sandy Hook Elementary School as she attempted to protect her students during a senseless and horrific massacre. Hiding her students in a closet and facing the gunman, she saved some of them. Vicki's tragic death reminds us all of the power of teachers and caregivers who place the safety of their charges above all else and who, in the face of danger, protect the most vulnerable because that is what heroes do.
—Dr. Nancy Berk

Vicki Soto

Chris Christie

for being the only governor in the country who's as large as the state that elected him.
—Alan Zweibel

Chris Christie

Jennifer Lawrence

whose versatility and pitch perfect performances have put her in the top of the class!
—Amy Ephron

Jennifer Lawrence

Gabby DouglasGymnast Gabby Douglas

As someone who was a very bad gymnast in high school–too tall, too stiff–I could do just enough to know that what Olympic gymnasts can do is impossible. Trust me, it’s difficult even to walk across the balance beam without falling off, much less do aerial cartwheels and back handsprings. The uneven bars? Terrifying to try almost any remotely difficult move. And did I mention that my hands were bleeding and callused every day? So it was with total awe that I watched U.S. team member Gabby Douglas win the all-around competition (in itself a wonder, as each event requires different skills) in the 2012 Summer Olympics. And it was not just because she is the most effortless, natural gymnast I have ever seen; it was her profound confidence, poise and joy in performing–and at age 16 in the biggest spotlight in the world. I had almost stopped watching women’s Olympic gymnastics after seeing so many tiny, stunted gymnasts who looked miserable and unhealthy despite their extraordinary athletic ability. Gabby looked like she was having fun. To add that she was the first African-American to win the medal makes it a perfect fairy tale–except that it was real..
—Mary Elson

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I want the election to be over. I'm tired of partisanship, attack ads and endless news cycles of pontificating pundits.

I want the election to be over as long as my candidates and propositions win. That's what I meant to say.

If my side needs more time to win the day, so be it. Take all the time you need.

Skin in the game
Every election cycle feels special. The stakes are always high. The choices game changing. The amount of campaign money spent on elections stupefyingly large.

If you are a conservative, you are convinced the moral fabric of the country is on the line. Our economic future is at risk. 

If you are a liberal, you have seen the Ryan budget and the writing is on the wall for all the Progressive advances since Teddy Roosevelt. If you care about social inequality and women's rights, you are bewildered by the seemingly unending attacks that come from Republican candidates.

On Election Night this Tuesday, given the number of key battle ground states and the voting difficulties created by super storm Sandy, conclusive results might not be forthcoming until late in the evening or early morning.

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uncle-sam_census.jpg2010 is a census year, in case you haven’t heard. As is constitutionally mandated, I’m sure that you all filled out your census form and mailed it back promptly upon receipt. Unfortunately, some of your colleagues, neighbors, and maybe even people that you call your friends might not have been so responsible. That’s where the enumerators come in – an army of 48,000 retirees, college students, and those ‘between jobs’ deployed to fight census apathy by knocking on doors and asking how many people you live with.

I enlisted for a few reasons. Yes, I currently fall into the ‘between jobs’ category, but my work experience ranges from NGO jobs in Israel and East Africa to running a canvassing office for Obama in southwest Virginia. So besides actually thinking that the census is important and wanting to be involved in such a massive federal undertaking, I am a pro at working with diverse populations and getting people to open their doors.

The application process begins with a 28-question test proving one’s knowledge of basic multiplication and alphabetizing skills. A passing grade is 10 out of 28, but I got a pretty 100%. After weeks of waiting, my crew leader, Debbie Friedman, called to offer me the census job and inform me that training began the next day. Not a problem, my dedication to the cause of tabulating the masses made it easy for me to cancel my plans and show up for hours of fingerprinting, document signing, and oath taking. Also, census training is paid at the census enumerator hourly rate of 17.00/hr. Anyway, the next three days were much more serious, consisting mostly of lectures detailing the process of filling out the census form and explanations of what constitutes a housing unit.

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palin.jpgI predict there's another shoe that's going to drop (not sure where she bought this one, but it's coming).

Everything about Sarah Palin has been stunning and spectacular since John McCain announced her as his running mate -- to the "surprise" announcement that she was resigning, followed by the spectacular announcement by her attorney Thomas Van Flein, (full-text of legal letter posted by Sarah Palin on her Twitter account), that he was planning to explore immediate legal action against bloggers, specifically Shannyn Moore, who on HuffPo wrote that "for months the rumors have been swirling about a Federal Investigation." (Hey, Van Flein, did you miss the word "rumors"?) The Governor of the Great State of Alaska gets the Second Amendment, for sure, but maybe she was between schools when they taught the "First" one.

Sarah Palin brings a lot of this on herself, though. She's secretive and she plays by her own rules. She fuels the rumors. Even when she was in public office, she didn't think that her business was our business. (I think I speak for all women in America and their gynecologists when I say that none of us were allowed to fly during our last month of pregnancy, certainly not while we were in labor!)

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pelosichair.jpgEverytime I see "the chair" I am instantly drawn to it. 

Regardless of how intently I am listening to what United States Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, is saying...once I see the enormous chair she sits in while conducting House business, my mind turns into a cavernous cavern, focusing only on "the chair".

Personally, there is something so appealing about having a chair 2-3 times larger than my body.  What does that say about me? 

Maybe I'm power tripping at the moment but when I see "the chair" I am able to successfully block out all the depressing political chatter relating to budget, the decrepit economy and rising unemployment.  I have no problem just pining away for the chair.  Shallow but true.

So what does "the chair" have to do with this dessert?  Nothing, other than this is Nancy Pelosi's Chocolate Mousse.  If I can't have her chair, I'll take the mousse.  It makes me feel closer to the chair for whatever reason.

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